Monday, August 15, 2011

How NOT to pick up a chick in Second Life - Episode 3


My latest Second Life Lothario was not only naked, with penis out, in a Moderate sim, but also felt the need to speak to me. Quite a while after I walked away from him, not saying anything, I was contacted.

[2011/08/15 12:47] Mr. McPenis: hi
[2011/08/15 12:47] Deoridhe Quandry: Hello.
[2011/08/15 12:47] Mr. McPenis: you are a beautiful fairy
[2011/08/15 12:47] Mr. McPenis: bit clumsy though
[2011/08/15 13:00] Deoridhe Quandry: Thank you. I think.
[2011/08/15 13:01] Mr. McPenis: I do love a clumsy fairy.
[2011/08/15 13:02] Mr. McPenis: So are you dating anyone?
[2011/08/15 13:02] Deoridhe Quandry: You certainly are direct.
[2011/08/15 13:03] Mr. McPenis: Why beat around the bush
[2011/08/15 13:03] Deoridhe Quandry: For one thing, it shows a certain amount of social skills. For another it's a lot more flattering to show interest in the person rather than their availability, as if we were replaceable - which I'm sure to you we are.
[2011/08/15 13:09] Mr. McPenis: You are taking this a bit too serious I think. I am interested in you. Please dont th ink otherwise. I am actually a very friendly guy in SL and love to get to know people.
[2011/08/15 13:10] Deoridhe Quandry: If you're interested, my availability or lack thereof isn't relavent. ^.^
[2011/08/15 13:12] Mr. McPenis: So where are you from?
[2011/08/15 13:14] Deoridhe Quandry: Azure Springs is my home - a little cottage a short walk from the sea.
[2011/08/15 13:17] Mr. McPenis: I am from Florida. That is in the Continental United states. east coast. Daytona area to be exact
[2011/08/15 13:17] Deoridhe Quandry: I'm happy for you.

Here's a word of advice, Lotharios of Second Life - if you can't check enough down someone's profile to see that they indicate offline information is not forthcoming - asking for it (and offering it) is really not a good idea.

And yes, that was the last I heard from him. Yay! Apparently my lack of enthusiasm for information I never asked for was discouragement enough and overcame his desire to get to "know" me (by me, I mean my physical location, of course, and my single status - since he showed interest in nothing more).

( More pictures here. )


Skin: De La Soul, Kei Cream
Eye Liner: Adam n Eve, Hepsut
Lip Color: Skinthesis, Liquid Heat
Ears: Illusion, Mystic Ear
Hair: Wasabi Pills, Eve hair - Ethereal
Wings: Fancy Fairy, Azarelle Wings
Dress: Likka House, Sakura White
Shoes: G Field, Flower Pumps "Eve" - white

Pose: Glitterati, 250 2

Location: The Nest
Light Settings: Places, District 8
Water Settings: Glassy

Photographed by Deoridhe Quandry
Post processing: Cropping only

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