This is how to NOT pick up a chick in second life when that chick is me.
[17:36] 16 Day Old Resident: hi
[17:37] Deoridhe Quandry: Hello.
[17:37] 16 Day Old Resident: will you have fun?
[17:38] Deoridhe Quandry: Excuse me?
[17:38] 16 Day Old Resident: fun on bed?
[17:38] Deoridhe Quandry: Excuse me?
[17:38] 16 Day Old Resident: sex on bed?
[17:38] Deoridhe Quandry: With you?
[17:39] 16 Day Old Resident: hmm...?
[17:39] Deoridhe Quandry: Gods no. Your profile is crap, I fear your avatar looks like crap, and your English Language Skills are first grade. I don't fuck people who can't present themselves well.
In his defense, I was looking particularly hussy-like today, and he did take his refusal as something permanent. No more IMs!
Edited to add (and no name-change to protect the guilty this time!!)
[18:02] Azriel Demain: will u 4 teh hot secks wit meh?
[18:02] Azriel Demain: would you like to go back to my place? Bouncy Bouncy!
[18:03] Deoridhe Quandry falls over laughing.
[18:03] Azriel Demain: nice shoes, wanna fuck?
[18:03] Deoridhe Quandry: I would, but I have to paint my nails. ;)
[18:03] Azriel Demain laughs
[18:05] Deoridhe Quandry: If you're not careful, I'll edit my blogpost to add this, though!
[18:05] Azriel Demain: lol
[18:06] Azriel Demain: you cannot resist my manly wiles, and you know it!
[18:06] Azriel Demain flexes
[18:06] Deoridhe Quandry goes all weak in the knees.
[18:06] Azriel Demain: see? I knew I could make you swoon!
[18:06] Deoridhe Quandry: No, we cannot! Our love is one which can never be named!
[18:06] Deoridhe Quandry: The hussy and the ho!
[18:06] Azriel Demain laughs
Credits:
Eyes: Tacky Star, Pride
Ears: Illusions, Mystic Ear - Fairy
Skin: MiaSnow, Rainbow tan 4
Wings: Terho, Elda Wings - Rainbow
Hair: Magika, Porcelain
Outfit: Schadenfreude, Rainbow Qinxin Bandeau
Shoes: A Vlodovic, SAH Rainbow
Pose: PHRESH, <3
Location: Random Landmark Hopping of Doom
Sky Settings: [TOR] MIDDAY - Precision
Photographed by Deoridhe Quandry
Post processing: Cropping only
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